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If an alien race's only knowledge of humanity came from porn, what would they think about us?

comment by kingofplanetfap in AskReddit

13 hours, 53 minutes ago

OP will surely deliver...but probably it's that one 'Enigma' song used in late 90's early 00's softcore porn.

3d printed mini 787 engine with working reverse thrust.

comment by Randolpho in videos

5 days, 19 hours ago

Let us wait. OP will surely deliver.

What's the most useless skill you possess?

comment by Bolts_and_Nuts in AskReddit

1 week, 2 days ago

OP will surely deliver

What food DOESN'T taste better when wrapped in bacon?

comment by PavoKujaku in AskReddit

1 week, 6 days ago

I think it's time for a repeat of this. OP will surely deliver.

What is a hidden secret of reddit?

comment by coolkid1717 in AskReddit

2 weeks, 1 day ago

Op will surely deliver.

First smoke a bowl

comment by Chakuni in videos

2 weeks, 2 days ago

Don't worry, OP will surely deliver.

Many have asked for the footage. Here it is: Stygiomedusa Gigantea Captured on Video at 3330' sub sea.

comment by ___WE-ARE-GROOT___ in videos

2 weeks, 2 days ago

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor. OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out. Directed by M. Night Shamallama. As long as the 'fad' for plagiarising other peoples' witty comments doesn't die out, I guess I'm cool. edit: I accidentally a word

TIFU by throwing a house party. [NSFW]

comment by occasionalkimbrough in tifu

2 weeks, 4 days ago

Yea I was wondering what I missed there to OP will surely deliver

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