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If someone says "Tell me a joke", what is the first joke you tell them?

comment by skinnergy in AskReddit

2 years, 8 months ago

Two cannibals are talking. One says "I don't like my mother in law." The other one says "so just eat the noodles."

I don't think Bill Nighy gets enough credit for his role as Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean, One of the best villains seen in years

comment by ShockinglyEfficient in movies

2 years, 8 months ago

The opening sequence in Dead Man's Chest when Jack is stuck on that island with the cannibals is the silliest, most fun, most useless parts in a movie.

If someone says "Tell me a joke", what is the first joke you tell them?

comment by FiveFingerFilto in AskReddit

2 years, 8 months ago

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other "Doesnt this taste funny?"

I usually get laughter or a disgusted look

Alzheimer's appears to be spreadable by a prion-like mechanism

comment by justaddlithium in science

2 years, 8 months ago

Even in my med school classes there wasn't a ton of information. They're miss folded proteins responsible for a handful (known--could be much higher than we realize) of diseases, the most notorious one of which was discovered among cannibals in New Guinea.

They could be a disease vector up there with bacterial, fungal and viral infection, or they could just be a very rare zebra. I'm not sure it's clear yet.

You find yourself as the leader of a fledgling nation and...?

comment by LittleBeauCreep in AskReddit

2 years, 8 months ago

My country of gun toting cannibals invades your country and has a BBQ of unarmed (te-he) liberals.

[SERIOUS] People actively against marijuana legalization; what is your reasoning?

comment by Ask_Threadit in AskReddit

2 years, 8 months ago

No one said it justified it's use. OP said lack of history of its use was a reason it should be illegal. It being used for thousands of years doesn't justfy its use but it does prove that in thousands of years of use it hasn't turned our entire planet into a bunch of cannibals.

So, where are you from?

comment by funfunxx in AskReddit

2 years, 8 months ago

Philippines. Land of the hypocrites and cannibals as an Australian would say

70 MPH

comment by TheFunkyChickn in videos

2 years, 8 months ago

Venom Cobra Core Cannibals, apparently.

I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought "nah".

comment by JokerReach in Showerthoughts

2 years, 8 months ago

Hey there, cannibals can be calorie-conscious as well. Maybe most cannibals can eat fat people, but Casey the Calorie-Conscious Cannibal can't.

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