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Dammit, white people

comment by IRS- in funny

7 hours, 42 minutes ago

I have the weirdest boner right now

What misconceptions did you have about sex before you lost your virginity?

comment by josh_the_misanthrope in AskReddit

11 hours, 51 minutes ago

Great, now the intro to that song is on loop in my head and I have the weirdest boner.

Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again.

comment by H4Kek in Showerthoughts

12 hours, 19 minutes ago

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread. EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGLER!!!

The female version of Trevor (GTA) is like his long lost twin

comment by clsapsford in gaming

23 hours, 41 minutes ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Found an old book on a job site at work today.

comment by Saxifrage_Russell in mildlyinteresting

1 day ago

The last scene gave me the weirdest boner as a teenager.

Elsa/Slave-Leia/Natalie-Dormer cosplay

comment by cybercuzco in pics

2 days, 10 hours ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

ME!ME!ME! - a bizarre animated short

comment by InfernoTurnip in videos

2 days, 12 hours ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

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