Taking selfie every day for 16 years

comment by SK1DIM4RK in videos

2 hours, 20 minutes ago

Meth, not even once

Is this KILL SLAY OWNAGE? - The Witcher 3

comment by bionix90 in gaming

5 hours, 20 minutes ago

Counter. Not even once.

What was/is reddits biggest circlejerk moment?

comment by LOG_EPIC in AskReddit

5 hours, 44 minutes ago

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny, what a bitch, circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. I laughed way harder than I should have, /r/dadjokes, amirite? Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. /thread

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox. Edit 2: Thanks for the gold, stranger!

Just happened to me

comment by TheMadBlimper in funny

6 hours, 39 minutes ago

And you didn't consider to move the chair? Not even once?

Tried the aging app on my gf's cat

comment by -Rustin-Cohle- in funny

6 hours, 40 minutes ago

Nip: not even once.

Have you seen the Olsen twins lately!? They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers

comment by Slut_Nuggets in pics

8 hours, 34 minutes ago

Damn man. I guess when I drink gin and tonics now I'm gonna have to switch to Hendricks and cucumber. Limes; not even once

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