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comment by Bobby8Hull in gifs

2 years ago

Best I can do is tree fiddy

Organic, non-GMO, pesticide-free corn

comment by MyCoolLewis in pics

2 years ago

I'd of took tree fiddy

The Suffering of Isaac (X-Post from r/bindingofisaac)

comment by Veatchdave in gaming

2 years ago

That term has been logged as retired in their new end user agreement. Article tree fiddy. ACT 4.

The picture on the left was taken in 1900, the picture on the right was taken 2015. It's the same turtle.

comment by Relevant_nope in pics

2 years ago

To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. ayy lmao. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 10/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. You are a rare pepe. I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your post that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches, and that's just, like, your opinion, man. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with dank memes, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Gym up, delete lawyer, hit the facebook, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver, unless he's a cop, in which case he'll just taze me bro.

[AMA Request] Trey Parker and/or Matt Stone

comment by jjhump311 in IAmA

2 years ago

Offer an award of tree fiddy.

Redditors who have had the Loch Ness Monster attempt to swindle them out of $3.50, how'd he do it?

comment by SP_SpecTre in AskReddit

2 years ago

He was a cheap hooker. Can't say no to a price like Tree Fiddy.

What are your tell-tale signs for when a story on Reddit is made up?

comment by lordofthelions in AskReddit

2 years ago

When you finally reach the end of a story and you see 'tree fiddy'.

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