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TIFU by dropping the girl I've been talking to and smashing my head on the ground

comment by JDtwenythirteen in tifu

9 hours, 53 minutes ago

Now you look like a total badass. If that girl doesn't find you attractive anymore, keep on reminding her that you practically saved her life like a boss.

You're a hunting dog and we're hunting.

comment by NeoHenderson in funny

10 hours, 21 minutes ago

This guy. Serves his country, and deals with shitthreads like a boss. Hey, I took a picture of a Knight XV yesterday. Fucking sweet. You been in armored vehicles?

I don't smoke cigarettes in my car or apartment because it's disgusting. I have more respect for my property than I do for my body.

comment by optimister in Showerthoughts

11 hours, 43 minutes ago

Allen Carr's easy way book finally helped me after many failed attempts! Helped me quit smoking cold-turkey like a boss.

I totally thought I got this pic with nobody noticing.

comment by alasknfiredrgn in pics

12 hours, 1 minute ago

Me: Hands lady $100 bill like a Boss

Lady: We can't take that

Me: You can't take money? You want I should use sea-shells?

Lady (now confused): Points at sign in window "No bills over $20 accepted"

Me: Look, my paper holds up bill is printed by the US Treasury by our Federal Govt for all debts foreign and domestic. Your paper points at sign is from a guy with a pong pong ball for a head. You want your money or not?

Lady: Mumbles something to manager. Manager mumbles back. Takes the money. Gives me change and food

She's getting ready to go out

comment by Papafynn in gifs

15 hours, 17 minutes ago

Like a Boss!

TIL that in 2006, the BBC accidentally filmed a live TV interview with a job applicant due to a waiting room mix-up.

comment by The_vulture_ in todayilearned

21 hours, 36 minutes ago

Despite the situation I'd say he handled that shit like a boss, no?

His Love For Cheeseburgers

comment by NimbKnut in funny

1 day, 2 hours ago

How to apply for a job at fast food joint... like a boss

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