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IamA Janitor (and I'll actually answer your questions) AMA!

comment by connect_fist in IAmA

2 years, 7 months ago

He's just like a boss.

TIFU by trying to race undercover cops

comment by DocPantsOnHead in tifu

2 years, 7 months ago

You thought you would race an abrams? Those things have 1500 horsepower, and with a removed governor can hit 80 like a boss. The mechanics won't be happy later, but yolo.

Navy Seal Airdrop

comment by fletch420man in gifs

2 years, 7 months ago


Whats a word or phrase that pisses you off when people say it?

comment by SomeDonkus1 in AskReddit

2 years, 7 months ago

"To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this dank story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread."

What is your go-to app while on the toilet?

comment by Stepside79 in AskReddit

2 years, 7 months ago

Crushing Candy like a boss.

fuck you ESPN

comment by murphymc in sports

2 years, 7 months ago

Good for that security guard. Doing his job like a boss.

You are sentenced to death, but you get to choose your killer and how they kill you. Who and what do you choose?

comment by Ginvent in AskReddit

2 years, 7 months ago

Chris Kyle; mile long head shot, then he can go back to Valhalla where he was chillin like a boss.

If you could learn any language within one day, which one would it be and why?

comment by IntHatBar in AskReddit

2 years, 7 months ago

Outstanding. Like a boss.

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