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comment by Hardoffel in funny

13 hours, 26 minutes ago

I did nazi that coming.

One way ticket to hell, please.

comment by soup10 in gaming

21 hours, 8 minutes ago

I did Nazi that coming.

(actually I did, the gif and this comment are reposts)

One way ticket to hell, please.

comment by JackVarner in gaming

1 day, 2 hours ago

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread.

Edit: Thanks for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger."

One way ticket to hell, please.

comment by UnluckyFriedKitten in gaming

1 day, 2 hours ago

I did nazi that coming!

Osama Bin Laden had 23 siblings

comment by every1wins in Jokes

1 day, 15 hours ago

I did Nazi that coming.

What is the most over-used quote on reddit?

comment by 812many in AskReddit

1 day, 20 hours ago

Yes, this. I logged in and came here just to say this, but you already did! I know jet fuel cant melt steel beams, but with rice I'd definitely give jet fuel 9/11. I know this will never be seen, and this gem I found will probably get me downvoted to hell, but here is my upvote for you good sir as you are a gentleman and a scholar, but sadly I have but one upvote to give as I am not Unidan (everyone please press F) For all this work you put in you magnificent bastard someone should give you reddit gold! Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming so to the top with you! ayy lmao. I lost it at this is why we can't have nice things, but since my mind = blown my faith in humanity has been restored. Manly tears were shed, tears like you get from cutting an onion. I know that feel, trust me bro when it gets you right in the feels when that risky click nailed it. You. I like you. I was not disappointed with Paul Blart: Mall Cop. The plot twist made me laugh way harder than it should have. I have the weirdest boner right now for science, but I can't fap to this... said no one ever. Da Fuq? What did I just read? What is this? I Don't even. How is this WTF? YOU HAD ONE JOB! what are you doing? stahp I would not bang a 0/10 not even with you. Circle jerk must be leaking. I guess it's time to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and gym up. It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions. Are you me? Cuz that one time the directions were unclear and I got my dick stuck in a tuna can was my first post, it was step one be attractive step two don't be unattractive shibe. Even though it's not my cakeday I think that's enough internet for me today. 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era here: can confirm I need about tree fiddy. /thread

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