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24 minutes ago
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread. EDIT: Thank you for the gold tips fedora mi'lady.
Fireworks malfunction; 45 minute display accidentally set off in ~ 35 seconds .......or the greatest display of all time
6 hours, 45 minutes ago
I get that this is a fuck up, but how is it a bad thing? Seems like everyone went home happy and every one on the Internet wants to see one happen again. I've seen a bunch of traditional displays, one of the biggest fireworks shows happens a block away from my house every year, I don't even go to them anymore cause I've seen enough of that. But god damn I sure as fuck would if I knew THAT was going to happen. Shut up and take my money.
TIL In Australia, torn bank notes are worth the proportion of the note left. Half a $20 note is worth $10
1 day, 3 hours ago
Shut up and take my money.
1 day, 9 hours ago
That despite what you see and hear in the media about racial tensions and shit, this country has one of the most integrated populations in the world. I mean sure, Brazil probably has a better track record with it but compared to Europe or Australia? I don't give a fuck if you're red yellow black or white just stay the fuck out of my way and shut up and take my money or fuck you pay me. MERICA!
2 days, 6 hours ago
If they could do it as well as they did Johnathan Strange then they can shut up and take my money.