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Turbine 'Smokenado' bong

comment by Shigura in gifs

11 minutes ago

Shut up and take my money!

What is your favorite copypasta?

comment by ClemClem510 in AskReddit

24 minutes ago

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread. EDIT: Thank you for the gold tips fedora mi'lady.

Happy 4th everyone

comment by MindBlowJoe in funny

1 hour, 32 minutes ago

Shut up and take my money

Oh boy...

comment by allboutnuthin in gaming

6 hours, 21 minutes ago

Just shut up and take my money!

Fireworks malfunction; 45 minute display accidentally set off in ~ 35 seconds .......or the greatest display of all time

comment by ZeusMcFly in videos

6 hours, 45 minutes ago

I get that this is a fuck up, but how is it a bad thing? Seems like everyone went home happy and every one on the Internet wants to see one happen again. I've seen a bunch of traditional displays, one of the biggest fireworks shows happens a block away from my house every year, I don't even go to them anymore cause I've seen enough of that. But god damn I sure as fuck would if I knew THAT was going to happen. Shut up and take my money.

CD gun

comment by eldergeekprime in gifs

18 hours, 11 minutes ago

Shut up and take my money!

Proud Americans of Reddit, what about America makes you proud?

comment by alwaysupvoteTRUNKS in AskReddit

1 day, 9 hours ago

That despite what you see and hear in the media about racial tensions and shit, this country has one of the most integrated populations in the world. I mean sure, Brazil probably has a better track record with it but compared to Europe or Australia? I don't give a fuck if you're red yellow black or white just stay the fuck out of my way and shut up and take my money or fuck you pay me. MERICA!

What's your favorite kind of pitchfork, and why?

comment by jinxsimpson in AskReddit

2 days, 2 hours ago

Shut up and take my money!

Would you watch a Harry Potter BBC miniseries where each book would be an individual season?

comment by spirklet in television

2 days, 6 hours ago

If they could do it as well as they did Johnathan Strange then they can shut up and take my money.

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