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comment by Akyn in funny

11 months, 2 weeks ago

Shut up and take my money?

Ridiculous Beer Dispenser

comment by MikeTheStrike80 in videos

11 months, 2 weeks ago

Shut up and take my money.

The Weird Pig

comment by zmartini in pics

11 months, 2 weeks ago

Shut up and take my money!

Whats a word or phrase that pisses you off when people say it?

comment by SomeDonkus1 in AskReddit

11 months, 2 weeks ago

"To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this dank story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread."

The entire Zelda series, mounted on the wall using custom 3d printed cartridge mounts

comment by EngineeringEnergy in gaming

11 months, 2 weeks ago

I will buy! Shut up and take my money! Give me the means!!! $$$$

There is crust on my uncrustable

comment by jdepps113 in mildlyinteresting

11 months, 2 weeks ago

Shut up and take my money!

The picture on the left was taken in 1900, the picture on the right was taken 2015. It's the same turtle.

comment by Relevant_nope in pics

11 months, 2 weeks ago

To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. ayy lmao. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 10/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. You are a rare pepe. I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your post that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches, and that's just, like, your opinion, man. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with dank memes, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Gym up, delete lawyer, hit the facebook, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver, unless he's a cop, in which case he'll just taze me bro.

Fallout Dev Wants to Make an Archer Video Game

comment by NovemberComingFire in gaming

11 months, 2 weeks ago

Make it like XIII and shut up and take my money!

Cecil the Lion's killer to reopen his dental practice, stating his clients "want him back."

comment by sinister_mechanic in news

11 months, 3 weeks ago

I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled at once. didn't feel a thing. don't care if my dentist killed lion or threw puppies into oncoming traffic. i have a low pain tolerance. so shut up and take my money.

A new pinnacle in gaming has been reached.

comment by Ramoncin in gaming

11 months, 3 weeks ago

You mean next generation of videocards will allow for realistic shit smearing?! Shut up and take my money!!

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