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What common name do you hate?

comment by i_have_no_fn_idea in AskReddit

3 months ago

Richard, because they are all Dicks... I'll show myself out

IamA Martin Sheen, actor and activist - AMA!

comment by TorXentric in IAmA

3 months ago

So...I'll just show myself out.

Researchers have discovered a bacterium that can produce hydrogen, an element that one day could lessen the world's dependence on oil.

comment by americanalyss in Futurology

3 months ago

This is what starts the chain of events that lead to the catastrophic demise or like apocalypse in Scott Westerfeld's Uglies series. ^I'll show myself out now./^

The Book of Mormon Missionary Positions

comment by Jaxon1772 in funny

3 months ago

Technically, ALL of these are Missionary positions . . . I'll show myself out.

Obama doesn't trust Fox news

comment by AaronJizzles in funny

3 months ago

Ah, it seems I misunderstood the premise of your post entirely. I agree with your statement, I just thought you meant something else at first. I'll show myself out.

After many months, I am finally finished my illustration "Ruslan and the Giant", based on a Russian fairy tale.

comment by PavelSokov in pics

3 months ago

Well... I mean... Thats what happened yeah... basically. I'll show myself out

Were you lucky in the "genetic lottery"? Why? Why not?

comment by FIERY_URETHRA in AskReddit

3 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen (I know, I'm creepy, I'm sorry, I'll show myself out).

What overused comment do you immediately downvote?

comment by MurderIsRelevant in AskReddit

3 months ago

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor. OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out. Directed by M. Night Shamallama edit: accidentally a word