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C@ - The purrrfect language for reddit

558 subscribers a community for 5 years, 3 months

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Welcome to C@
If you have any language proposals please post them.
We welcome improvements and interesting implementations.
C@ is always improving!


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One great MORPG, probably written in C@

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Humor

1,051,494 subscribers a community for 10 years, 9 months

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Sit back in your finest leather chair, pop in your gold rimmed monocle, pour yourself a glass of top shelf brandy, and enjoy your stay here at /r/humor.

This is a place for funny things that require a little bit more thought and a longer attention span than over at /r/funny (which is where you should head once you've become raging drunk and switched over to beer).


What we want:

  • Humorous/satirical videos of substance. This can include videos of stand up comedy or comedy sketches. It DOES NOT include memes or most things produced by Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia.
  • Humorous/satirical articles of substance. This can include articles from The Onion, Cracked, and many other humor and satire-based websites along with funny real news stories.
  • Your original content as long as it does not exceed 10% of your posts to Reddit. Exceed that ratio, and our moderator neck beards will begin to furiously itch with anger...and you will be banned.
  • Use titles that describe what will be seen when the link is clicked. Posts with titles like "This is the funniest thing I've ever seen." or other editorialized titles will be removed.

What we don't want:

  • Memes, Facebook, Tumblr, or Twitter.
  • Self posted jokes.
  • Videos of commercials.
  • Images of text.
  • One-off funny images.
  • Link shorteners or redirectors, or ALL CAPS.

Other:

  • Use NSFW tags.
  • Post political humor and cartoons to /r/politicalhumor.
  • Post comics to /r/comics or /r/webcomics.

Other subreddits of interest:

  • /r/Funny A treasure trove of funny images and screen shots, which is exactly what Al Gore created the internet for.
  • /r/Jokes Jokes submitted by (and/or stolen by) your fellow Redditors.
  • /r/NotTheOnion For stories so mind-blowingly ridiculous that you could have sworn it was an Onion article.

  • /r/NewsOfTheStupid Real news stories about people doing really stupid things. A large percentage of the submissions are from the state of Florida.

  • /r/PoliticalHumor A place where you can go to make fun of how stupid the other side's political opinions are, while at the same time reassuring yourself that all of your political opinions are completely infallible.

  • /r/Humour That's not a misspelling; it's the subreddit dedicated to funny bits by our British brethren from across the pond. Feel free to play Yakety Sax on repeat during your visit.

  • /r/FloridaMan The World's Worst Superhero.

  • /r/DarwinAwards Watch people stupidly remove themselves from the gene pool.

  • /r/ScenesFromAHat A play-by-post version of the game from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

  • /r/lol A well-moderated place with Lots of Laughs.

  • /r/MusicalComedy Comedy that's musical.

  • /r/OneLiners A variety of funny, one line jokes in a well-moderated, friendly community!


IlluminatedWax's original description for this subreddit can be found here.


A big thanks to nahojjjen for designing our new header logo!

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Today I Fucked Up

13,730,842 subscribers a community for 6 years, 7 months

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Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something really stupid. Share your stories and laugh along with the internet.

> NSFW/Sex/Bodily Discharge Filter > > YesNo

> Night mode > > OnOff

Rules

Click here for a detailed breakdown of the rules

All titles must start with TIFU.

> If your submission does not start with TIFU it will automatically be removed. > Updates to your past /r/tifu post, start off with TIFUpdate

All fuckups must be original and your own.

> - Your fuckup doesn't need to be from today. > - All fuckups have to be your own. > - Common fuckups may be removed. > - Your fuckup must be your fault. It should be a conscious, deliberate decision you made. Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean you fucked up. > - Nothing significantly bad happened to YOU as a result. Embarrassment or being grossed out doesn't count.

Posts and titles without full context will be removed. All posts are subject to a minimum length.

> Tell us the full story! Often, stories just need a bit of fleshing out to be acceptable. If your post gets removed for this reason, there's a chance we'll allow it if you work on it a bit. Your title must at least make an attempt at encapsulating what you did to fuck up. All posts must contain at least 750 characters of meaningful content.

Bodily discharge & sexual content posts will be removed unless it's the weekend. Overly vulgar posts will still be removed.

> - We have a strict definition of the weekend in /r/tifu:
> Starts: Sat 12:00AM New Zealand time.
> Ends: Sun 11:59PM Hawaiian time.
> Here is a time-zone map > - Any post that is overly vulgar will be removed at the discretion of the mods, even if it's the weekend.

Be civil.

> All comments & posts are subject to removal. Personal attacks, trolling, and bigotry will result in bans. Use your better judgement.

No personal info, brigading or harassing

> Posting, or seeking, any identifying personal information (real/fake) will result in a ban without prior warning. This includes yourself or others, and refers, but is not limited to, names, phone numbers, email addresses, or any social media accounts.

All NSFW posts must be tagged.

> If you're not sure if it's NSFW or not, better to be safe than sorry.

Certain topics will always be removed (hover to see list).

> - Posts involving obscene sexual situations, such as, but not limited to, incest, minors, and assault, will be removed. Consensual situations between two, unrelated adults are acceptable but subject to the weekend rule. > - Fuckups resulting in death (including but not limited to animals) will be removed. These stories are difficult to verify and are sensitive topics. If you or someone you know is suffering from depression and has suicidal thoughts, or if you know someone who has recently taken his or her own life, /r/suicidewatch is a more appropriate place for help. > - All intentionally illegal TIFUs will be removed. This includes (but not limited to) heavy drug use (one-time drug use is fine), sexual assault/violence, fraud, theft. If it was an accident, you're probably in the clear. > - Posts dealing with shit/piss (including but not limited to: on yourself or others) > - Touching yourself (ie. genitals, eyes, etc.) after touching something unpleasant without washing/putting something unpleasant on your genitals (e.g. Icy Hot or jalapenos)

Moderators reserve the right to remove content or restrict user posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or the experience of others.

> Posting is a privilege, not a right.

No Bots or Advertising. Bots or Narration links will warrant immediate removal of the thread/comment & may result in a ban.

> - No post or comment may promote an off-site project. Money, involvement, and size have no relevance to the application of this rule. If you feel you have a possible exception, feel free to message us. Links to narrations of their posts is considered spam and may warrant removal of the post.

All posts must end with a TL;DR summary that contains your fuckup and its consequences.

> At minimum, your TL;DR summary must contain your fuckup and its consequences. You may include additional information if you'd like.

Previous FUOTW Winners

boo|rya :--:|:--: 9/23/2018 - TIFU by destroying my house and almost getting shot by the police | by /u/Tyregis 9/16/2018 - TIFU by making a joke and losing the right to see my daughter | by /u/KatzDeli 9/9/2018 - TIFU by getting too drunk, puking on an infant, getting into a fistfight with papa bear and getting banned for life from the best pizza place in town. | by /u/fakeuserisfakeaf 9/2/2018 - TIFU by not taking off my Apple Watch or disabling the 911 feature and accidentally called police while i was handcuffed and being spanked by my husband and the police heard me screaming | by /u/DrByNight 8/26/2018 - TIFU by knocking up a girl on the first night, but wait | by /u/DidIdoDaaat

Notes

If a post is removed for any reason (including being removed by AutoModerator or being caught in the Reddit spam filter), you may not repost it unless you are given specific permission by a /r/tifu moderator. Reposting or otherwise revealing removed content in any way, whether you are the OP or not, will result in a permanent ban.

NEW TODAY I SUB: /r/TIDTRT (I Did The Right Thing)

If you don't see your post, and you're sure it follows all of our rules, you can message us with a link to the post so we can see it.

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