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Global Takeover

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Your mission, should you choose to accept: to strategically place little Army men throughout your hometown and businesses you come upon along your journeys. Use caution. A misplaced soldier could be discovered and go MIA. You will be asked to share your exploits with us. An insignia should be left on the underside of the base of your soldier. A calling card that will let the world know that we mean business. This is a covert operation and discretion is advised.


  1. Say "over" after every comment. Otherwise there will be confusion in the communications office.

  2. Post pictures of all troop placement. For multiple troops in one specific area, try and create an album so as to not clog mission updates.

  3. Your sector is the country code and then the area phone code in which you reside. Refer to your troops as such. For example, Sector 1-541 is Green Dawn HQ in the great, green valley of Oregon. Please find your sector here if you have any trouble.

  4. Your code name is the phonetic alphabet letters of your username. Please refer to yourself as such when communicating with other soldiers lest you want to give the enemy information. Please note: your code name is not the phonetic alphabet of each letter. Each syllable is acceptable. We don't need 10 word code names. Our comm department has been bitching for months. Also, when you recieve your initial promotion to CWO, if you would like a nickname please let us know. If it is within reason, we will do our best to assign it. For example: Alpha "Green Giant" Delta.

  5. Do not think that you won't receive a demerit for violating orders, or further punishment for such as dishonorable discharge (read: banned) for more serious offenses, such as violating order #6.

  6. We will have no quarrels within our ranks. If anyone sees communications between soldiers that are unpleasant, please report it to your superiors (mods) immediately for further action to be taken. And be assured, further action will be taken.

  7. Whether our troops succeed or fail (may they rest in peace, being the latter) we will leave our mark in the minds of those who find our fallen soldiers. Please use some way to "dog tag" your troops. Write/brand/carve "r/GreenDawn" into your troops in some way, thus even if a soldier dies in the act of duty, whoever finds the slain will know who we are, and what we stand for. If you do not wish to write /r/GreenDawn hundreds of times, please use the Green Dawn Calling Card.

  8. DO NOT request soldiers from other officers. Troops run thin as the uprising begins. If an officer is able to supply reinforcements to another sector, please post that you are willing and able to do so. Otherwise, refrain from posting requests for soldiers. Good men don't come free.

Rank Promotions

Link to troop mapping station. Please mark where you have placed troops on this map and include the sector (IE "S:541" for Sector:541) in the title. If you need help with how to update click here. Remember, be careful when editing, do not move other markers.

If you didn't see it above, I present to you The Green Dawn Calling Card.. Please leave it with your troops if you don't mark them with /r/GreenDawn. Or do both. Both is acceptable.

Printable Version

Uniform Size printable version.

The Oscars

Great Wall of China


Edinburgh Castle

Dutch Parliament

This is our time, soldiers. The dawn of a new era. The Green Dawn.


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