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RULES OF THE ROAST:

Roastees:

  • You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones are NOT allowed!

  • Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.

  • You may post on behalf of other people, provided that everyone appears in the verification photo described in rule #1.

  • Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send [this message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/roastme&subject=Post Not Approved&message=Hello, I don't believe my post has been approved yet. Could you please approve my post? Add link to post here: (Make sure you link to the reddit post, not the imgur!)) if it takes longer than 1 hour.

  • The minimum posting age is 16 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger.

  • By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.

Roasters:

  • This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh.

  • Do not roast anyone in the picture who is not aware of the picture being taken.

  • You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history.

  • Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.

  • Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.


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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 1

Best Of Part 2

Best Of Part 3

Best Of Part 4

Best Of Part 5

Best Of Part 6

Best Of Part 7

Best Of Part 8

Best Of Part 9

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

In The Wild as the title implies, are for roasts that occur in the comments section on other subreddits.

In The Wild Part 1

[In The Wild Part 2] (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4x97a5/in_the_wild_is_back_part_2/)

[In The Wild Part 3] (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/56qz45/in_the_wild_pt_3_our_best_one_yet/)


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Helpful Links

How To Post A Roast

How To Create An Album On Imgur

Flair Explanations

Roastbook Vol. 1: Overall Roast Quality

Roastbook Vol. 2: CSS and Roastbot

Roastbook Vol. 3: Flair Privileges


Remember, what goes around comes around! If you're roasting people, why not try getting roasted yourself?

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