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Have you recently read an amusing comment out of the states? Of course you have! Post it here.

This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely American in nature.

This is not a place to bring your hatred of Americans or America- we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.

Keep in mind that we are here to have a laugh, not to get angry.

Rules

Above all: we only accept submissions about stuff that is funny and uniquely American. Quality control is at the discretion of the mod team.

I. No personal information.

II. All submissions must be in the form of screenshots or archive.is links. When posting a screenshot, please include the context (i.e. preceding comments) if relevant.

III. Don't post screenshots or archive.is links of conversations you have participated in. Likewise, don't bait or troll for content in other subs.

IV. Submission titles need to be neutral. If the content can't stand on its own, it's probably not amusing enough. Do not write titles heaping scorn on the person that wrote the stuff you are posting. You can, of course, write funny titles, but avoid making the titles too circlejerk-y. If your title doesn't meet these criteria your submission will be removed, no matter how amusing it is!

V. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of the users featured here.

VI. Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually American. Do this by scanning their post history etc.

VII. Some topics (such as Trump and WW2 nuclear bombing of Japan) and sources from certain subreddits (such as 4chan, murica, AskAnAmerican, and certain far-right subreddits) are only allowed on the Weekly Low-Hanging Fruit thread. Rants or stories are only allowed on the Weekly Anything Goes thread. These restricted topics and sources are not final and you should check the latest list in the Low-Hanging Fruit thread.

VIII. Only archives/images to Americans saying funny shit is allowed - if you want to tell a tale you can do so in the stickied "Anything Goes" thread, which gets renewed every week.

IX. Under no circumstances search out the source of the SAS and comment/vote there.

The moderators will enforce the spirit of these rules, not the letter. All actions are at the discretion of the moderators. If you object to any actions, please contact the entire moderation team and not the individual moderator.

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