All modmail must be handwritten on a piece of paper, and signed with your username. You must then take a photo of yourself (face visible, preferably naked) holding the paper. We will then masturbate very furiously, regardless of the image. If you do not cause all of us to orgasm, your request will be denied, and you will be banned. Upload that photo to imgur and send us that link (pornhub works too). If you don't, we're not going to read your mail. THANKS!