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Did the red-eyed horsemen of Babylon X attack your hyperdaughter?

Did a golden mouth appear in a bonfire and scream the date of your own death at you?

Are pools of blood forming in your hands whenever you cup them, only to coagulate into the form of a tiny baby with three heads?

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