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Tales of Tard

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READ THIS TO PROVE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE POTATO GENE

THE RULES OF TARD HQ

Welcome to the potato farm. We find retards absolutely delightful and hilarious here.

The mods here are useless tards, so there are only a few rules.

  1. Use Greentext when telling your tales. It's so easy a tard could do it. Seriously green text or your post may be removed.

  2. Cross posting is usually fine. (Just don't go full potato with it)

  3. If you whine about being offended, you'll be tackled to the ground with the force of 1000 wranglers, banned, and sent to tard HQ.

  4. Don’t post REEEEEEEE or shitty Schezuan sauce memes

  5. Keep it original. Posting 4chan screencaps is just fine, but taking stories and changing small details will put you in the Potato Prison

  6. Refer to yourself in your greentexts as anon.

  7. Play nice. Keeping screeching at each other to a minimum, it gives the mods headaches.

INTRODUCING THE TARDTALE WALL OF FAME 2.0 Tardtales that make us do a happy tard dance will be posted here. All posts (other than FatsMcGee and his Retard Three) have to be r/tardtale exclusive, meaning that 4chan screencaps are not allowed.

[Fats McGee and his Retard Three] (http://i.imgur.com/o7DUd.jpg)

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I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Mashed Potatoes. And to the tard tales, for which it stands, one nation, under Gravy, with taters and humor for all.

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