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Too Soon, man.

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Too soon, man. Too soon.


General rules and suggestions:

  • No 9/11 jokes, as it was over a decade ago.
  • If your post or comment contains blood, tits, or better, tag that post [nsfw].
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  • DO NOT submit posts that play on saying something literally too soon (ie. Merry Christmas while it's weeks away).
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  • If you're not sure whether or not a link you're about to post is too soon, then just post it in /r/Imgoingtohellforthis.

TooSoon Death Watch

  • Bill Cosby
  • Patton Oswalt
  • Betty White
  • Bret Micheals
  • Bill Clinton
  • ~~Christopher Lee~~
  • Gary The Goat
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Kim Jong-Un
  • Mikhail Gorbachev
  • Keith Richards
  • ~~Fidel Castro~~
  • Olivia de Havilland
  • Pope Benedict XVI
  • Queen Elizabeth II
  • Pat Robertson
  • Stephen Hawking
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Kirk Douglas
  • Bob Barker
  • James Holmes
  • Macaulay Culkin (Well his career is)
  • Stan Lee
  • Artie Lange
  • Rick Ross
  • Michael Moore
  • Jerry Stiller
  • Michael Caine
  • Katt Williams
  • ~~James Garner~~
  • Edward Snowden
  • Mohamed Morsi
  • Randy Travis
  • Meatloaf
  • Robert Mugabe
  • ~~Hugh Hefner~~
  • ~~Rob Ford~~ (sorry for the wait!)
  • George R.R. Martin
  • Ozzy Osbourne
  • ~~Terry Pratchett~~
  • Billy Graham
  • Kanye West
  • ~~Muhammad Ali~~ TKO
  • ~~Elie Wiesel~~ Ashes to ashes
  • ~~Leonard Nimoy~~ LLAP
  • ~~Casey Kasem~~ ZOINKS!
  • ~~Sam Simon~~ D'oh!
  • Dick Van Dyke
  • ~~Chuck Berry~~ (Johnny B. Gone)
  • Henry Kissenger
  • Nouri al-Maliki
  • ~~Nancy Reagan~~ TRICKLED DOWN 6 FEET
  • Jimmy Carter
  • ~~Joan Rivers~~
  • George H.W. Bush
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Paul McCartney
  • Pelé
  • Mick Jagger
  • Bill Russell
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • The European Union
  • Sean Connery
  • Mel Brooks
  • Christopher Walken
  • ~~The citizens of Paris~~ ovua
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Tim Curry
  • Bret Hart
  • Roger Waters
  • Mikhail Kasyanov
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Lil Wayne
  • William Daniels
  • Shannen Doherty
  • ~~Don Rickles~~ (Roasting God)

None of these are nice places:

  • /r/FunnyandSad

  • /r/spacedicks

  • /r/4chan

  • /r/offbeat

  • /r/meanjokes

  • /r/imgoingtohellforthis

  • /r/howtonotgiveafuck

  • /r/fifthworldproblems

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